Whoopsie daisie

Forgot to introduce myself proper.

Feast yer' peepers on me.

Saddlin' Up!

Awful happy to be here, fellas. Figurin' there might be some good doin's hereabouts. Might could be a just bunch of foolishness, but ol' W.C. has participated in his share of both over the years, so ought to manage either way. Feel like puttin' my boots on the table and reachin' for the bottle.
Tasted tears and spilled my share of whiskey on the floor thata'way.